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USER: Boiled cabbage
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USER: 1 boiled cabbage
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USER: 50damnboiledcabbages
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USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow !
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Thanks, Ted. I laughed until I cried, and then I forwarded this to my friends.
precisely. machines rule. inhuman, non-human “things” dictate what we do, even though we create all these golems (made in China?), which can be both wonderful and terrible…
Thanks for the laughs, Ted!