To Believe Ilhan Omar Didn’t Commit Immigration Fraud, You Have to Believe She Committed Bigamy With a Gay Man

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It’s pretty simple. Either Rep. Ilhan Omar committed bigamy with a gay man who may be her brother… or she committed immigration fraud.

There’s really no third answer here.

Two options.

1. Rep. Ilhan Omar/Elmi married a gay man (who may also be her brother) in a bigamous wedding presided over by a pastor, while being married to her pre-existing husband, who gave her children, and with whom she filed joint tax returns.

2. She committed immigration fraud.

There’s really only so many options here for liberals looking for an off-ramp which is why the New York Times laid out the bad news for them.

The best possible interpretation of events, the one that she wants you to believe, is that Rep. Omar was married to one man in an Islamic wedding, left him for another man (without actually getting a divorce), who later turned out to be gay, pursued legal status for him, which he dropped when the government became suspicious that the marriage was fake, and then went back to her first husband.

And there’s nothing suspicious about any of it.

The Obama era DOJ justice department thought she committed immigration fraud. Potentially with her brother. They chose not pursue it because of the statute of limitations. The only real argument from the media at this point is that it’s a ‘political investigation’ that serves no purpose because charges can no longer be brought. That’s really as good as an admission.

And that brings us to the second point.

If Rep. Ilhan Omar is the sort of person to engage in a fake marriage with her own brother for immigration fraud (not to mention cheat on her first/third husband with her campaign strategist), isn’t it just a little bit possible that…

1. She also committed immigration fraud and lied about her age and last name

2. And has committed a roster of other offenses once in office dealing with her 3rd/4th husband’s weird winery/investment fund that seems to fluctuate from billions in capital to millions of net worth to a loss due to an, according to Omar’s office, “accounting error”.

If you’ve already conceded that the woman you think is Rep. Ilhan Omar may very well be Rep. Ilhan Elmi and may have committed immigration fraud by marrying her brother, I have to ask, in the words of a certain fictional lawman, do you feel lucky?

What do you think your chances are that a racist adulterous grifter in a bigamous incestuous gay immigration fraud marriage didn’t commit any offenses she can be currently prosecuted for?