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bernard ross Said:
How deep ???
@ bernard ross:
I, ma dear, am, like our esteemed Secretary Hillary, incorruptible: Flattery (or any other bribes you would care to toss me) will always, and without exception, get you everywhere!!!
[“honeybee Said:
“Sabastien’s jokes loose everybody.”]
I see I got confused. ”
That’s was Bernard’s reply. Doesn’t really work on a guy. Still, I’ll leave it. just lying around. You know. “loose.” If you have a need for it, you can always walk back and get it, even if it’s a bit of a schep. You know a trek. in the dark. by the light of the moon. or the stars. or just one star. Like a kind of star trek. to loose. Or in a combination of Hungarian (where everything is often backwards or [or upsided down]) and French where we can all just be Frendjjjj: to loose la trek. That’s what I call a shaggy dog pun.
http://betsydevine.com/blog/2006/01/12/the-shaggy-guru-life-is-a-fountain-story/
@ bernard ross:
Yes, perhaps they will now call it, “the laptop principle”. ha, ha.
honeybee Said:
I think it is just that he is deeper and retains a lot of factual and humorous connections that others, like myself, forget.
@ Sebastien Zorn:
ok, I didnt see that post but the technique you describe is often used in politics.
Sebastien Zorn Said:
Moshe Trombinik
babushka Said:
you appear to savor, and relish, this outcome…. especially the last sentence
bernard ross Said:
Sabastien’s jokes loose everybody.
@ bernard ross:
Yes, I know. it was an earlier post and somebody answered “Ralph Cramden?”. The correct answer to who is the driver? is [fill in your own name]. The answer is the very first word of the question, “you.” “You are driving a bus…”
You are driving a bus down Fifth avenue. You start at 50th street and have 5 passengers. The bus holds 75. You go ten blocks south, pick up 20 passengers and discharge 6. You go 3 more blocks and turn left. etc. the longer you drag this out and the more complicated you make it, the greater the likelihood they will forget what’s important. What’s the name of the driver?
In many great mysteries, such as the original “Ten Little Indians” based on the Agatha Christie novel, the villain actually reveals himself early on but you don’t notice because it’s quick and it’s sandwiched in between other distracting things.
The NY Times did that with the Shoah, reporting it, but burying it in the back pages and surrounding it with similar sounding but unrelated articles so people wouldn’t notice.
It’s the purloined letter principle:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purloined_Letter
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~hyper/poe/purloine.html
Sebastien Zorn Said:
you lost me here… where did that question arise?
@ Sebastien Zorn:
mine wasnt a bus… it was ralph kramden
babushka Said:
since you are poll conscious here are a couple for you from Drudge
I didnt bother to read them.
@ bernard ross:
Incidentally, if you didn’t get it on your own the answer to the question about the bus and all the people getting on an off at different times in different numbers and in different places, and the changing direction and so on.
All of that is mis-direction that you can make up on the spot when you are telling this. There are only two relevant sentences.
The last sentence is: “What is the name of the driver?
The first sentence is:”You are driving a bus.
People often don’t hear the first thing you say. Don’t feel bad about having to have things repeated or mifffed at having to repeat things.
Doesn’t make you a schlemiel or a schlemozel.
A schlemiel is somebody who is always tripping and dumping soup in somebody’s lap.
A shlemozel is somebody who is always getting soup spilled in their lap.
The Eskimos have 500 words for snow.
We have 500 words for walking disaster areas.
These are about accident. Well-meaning accidents can be funny. Doesn’t apply to the Clinton Crime Family Syndicate. Hmmm. Maybe dybbuk*?
*In Jewish mythology, a dybbuk (Yiddish: ??????, from the Hebrew verb ?????? d??aq meaning “adhere” or “cling”) is a malicious possessing spirit believed to be the dislocated soul of a dead person.
Dybbuk – Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dybbuk
babushka Said:
since you appear to put great faith in pollsters, analysts and polls I thought you might want to see this one
personally, I dont put much stock in any of them, but when reading a “political analyst” I suggest you first research who pays his salary….. its just common sense.
bernard ross Said:
Trump is cinnamon toast with lots of cream cheese ummmmm !!!
@ Sebastien Zorn:
I couldnt find it either
babushka Said:
LOL, you prove once more you are a dem troll:
the first words of the “political analyst” giving the analysis were:
“we dont know who they voted for but we do have some sense of whether the democrats are beating the republicans…..”
every day you post you go down a notch in the dumpster of your “credibility”
@ Sebastien Zorn:
Oy !!!!!!!!!! Your jokes should be arrested..
one crime should be enough for an arrest… we have hunfreds of crimes
So many felons need to be investigated and jailed…. they wont jail themselves.
In 2012, the pollsters underestimated black turnout and so Obama outperformed predictions by three percent. This year, it is Hispanic turnout that is being underestimated.
Trump is toast:
@ bernard ross:
From memory as I can’t find it – from the “Honeymooners” Jackie Gleason (Ralph) and Art Carney (Ed):
Ralph: I find your behaviour arrestive.
Ed: Waddya mean? I never been arrested in my life!
She is supposed to be arrested right now on this one crime alone…. apparently even though she is no longer SOS she can be subject to congressional impeachment also. The GOP says nothing, the gop congress demands nothing…. the entire gop congress should be convening emergency session of congress… a presidential candidate commits a crime under the espionage act and the GOP congress does nothing. The GOP deserves no seats in congress but trump will get many of them elected… they will end up being a fly in his ointment.
@ Joseph Chait:
Shabat shalom lchah, Yosef.
Arnold Harris, Outspeaker
I want to see the US Embassy moved to Jerusalem, President Trump meeting with PM Netanyahu IN Jerusalem, and no more talk about about setting up another area to shoot missiles at Israel from (Judea and Samaria). Israel has to think like President Reagan did…”Peace through strength” and CANNOT worry about the rest of the world. Let the UN castigate Syria…they won’t! All BDS is undisguised anti Semitism and why do many US Jews go for it is beyond me.
Shabbat Shalom!
@ Pea:
I’d like to know your opinion of the views expressed in this letter to the editor:
“Open Letter to Major General (res.) Amnon Reshef
Reshef heads a group of ex IDF commanders whose peace plan is based on the belief that the Palestinian Arabs are trustworthy partners and cedes East Jerusalem to their future state, among other points…”
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Articles/Article.aspx/19703
LOL, trump says he didnt have to bring jlo or jayz to get a crowd
@ honeybee:
sounds better with trump live theme in background
This place is going to be like Masada on Wednesday morning. But worry not – babushka will be here to comfort you. I will even prepare a big bowl of strained prunes for you, Altacocker. There will be no time for sulking because Obama will immediately begin his parting salvos against the Jews.
Robert De Niro exposed by Donald Trump
he will appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the investigation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1yTYR3isi8
yamit82 Said:
Well at least someone is alive.
bernard ross Said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDITttxfB6s
Live Now!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl_D637fgA
Trump sounds the final trumpet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vST61W4bGm8
we need to get our stolen assets back that the clintons sold… any gain a donor made should belong to the american people… a huge taking back of assets is required from the elite class who participated in these thefts
this is the real future…. most people will become unneccessary welfare recipients with trillionaires ruling and a special human class they retain to run the robot as their proxies. robots will be owned by the trillionaires and the gov which is already owned by the trillionaires. The trillionaires will see the welfare recipients as a waste of money and wont need them for protection from the lumpen either, they will have and control the robots. Hmmm sounds like today.
a special class of scientists and researches will be retained to run things for the trillionaires… that class will be billionaires.
lol as usual, follow the money….. polls are bs, they adjust their figure to reality near the end to appear credible and get money next year
I recently read up on White Water, Travelgate,Filegate ,the Emails and the Foundation,and Vince Foster and Kevin Rich’s killings.. Remember the Teflon don that kept beating the charges, it finally caught up with him. It will catch up to Hillary sooner or later, it will catch up.
The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled
The public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled,and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt.People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance…Cicero 55 BC
How little we have learned
Latest info on Drudge Report:
1) Trump has pulled up to even with Clinton in Michigan.
2) Trump is beating Clinton in New Hampshire.
3) Last campaign weekend momentum is for Trump.
Stay tuned.
Arnold Harris, Outspeaker
@ Pea:Hope if Hillary wins you do not live in Gilo or anywhere else across the green line because then Hillary might want you to give up your apartment to one of her PLO buddies she wants to appease.
@ Pea:
good that you live in Jerusalem, just do not try New York City, hostile to Zionists:
UNESCO, The Met, CUNY, the NY City Council, any non-Orthodox synagogue: Zionists not welcome in BlueStates of America – why I was forced to move South. The death threats since 2008 got too real since 2012.
@ ArnoldHarris:
True that. BBQ sauce ??? now that a waste !!
@ honeybee:
Why waste good butter on either of them? Smear them with lard or margarine.
Or maybe you Texicanos/Texicanas would advise us all to use barbecue sauce.
Arnold Harris, Outspeaker
no “carelessness” here.. all done intentionally….. huma sent them to herself to store them as blackmail against all incriminated legislators on behalf of the muslim brotherhood…. she stored them on the Jewish sucker dunce computer who she married as taqiyya, as a cover, for her espionage as a mole…. from 2 years to 18 years old brought up by radical muslim brotherhood parents in the radical islamic wahhabi state of saudi arabia and then working for islamist terror connected orgs…… everything she does which violates islam like her dress etc is allowed under taqiyya done to advance Islam…. lots still to be exposed……. only trump will make sure it all comes out and is disinfected.
a big question asked only by one person was “HOW did huma get a top secret classified clearance and WHO gave her that clearance”
@ Pea:
Pea Sugar , you and HRC and gonna get buttered and mashed on Nov 9 !!!!!!!!
crooks pinning hopes on crooked Kazdik, on issuing false info about fake documents incriminating hillary, on manufacturing terror threats day before election to flood NY, Arizona and Texas with crooked Obama Homeland security forces.
Hilarious. A Trump supporter calling HRC “crooked.” Pot. Kettle. Black. I am going to laugh and laugh at you guys come November 9th. Get used to President Hillary Clinton and hang your heads in shame for supporting the most unqualified Presidential candidate in the history of American politics. For the record, I live in Jerusalem and am a proud Zionist and lover of Israel. Shabbat Shalom!
Really really close. Trump has a path 270 now as New Hampshire looks like it could go Trump.
Trump maybe under polling a bit. Does not look like Black Americans are coming out in the same numbers for Hillary as Oabama.
Many states Trump must win will be really close (Florida, NC, Ohio, NV, Iowa, CD2 Maine). If gets these and New Hampshire he will get 270 exactly.
If the under reporting is significant he has chance in PA and Colorado.
I hope he is talking with Hashem…